Furniture section in Woodies.
Me: "What kind of wood is that mirror made from?"
Monkey: "Brown."
Me: "What kind of wood is that mirror made from?"
Monkey: "Brown."
posted by Rolf at
9:20 AM
Thursday, February 26, 2009
About Me
- Name: Rolf
The years have not been good to me. My hair is thinning, my eyesight failing. I find it harder to get up in the mornings and my fragile frame is wracked with painful spasms. My friends have left me and my family have disowned me. Even my dog growls when I try to get up from the sofa.
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