Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Shaving is for girls.

It is now two full weeks since I last shaved and my beard is coming along nicely, if a little bushy.

Planet of the Apes (1968):

Taylor shaves his beard off with a hunting knife.

LUCIUS (disapprovingly) Why did you do that? Scrape off your hair?

CORNELIUS (quizzically) It makes you look somehow ... less intelligent.


Along with making me appear more intelligent, I believe the beard also gives me a air of... danger. Who's going to mess with a man sporting such an obvious external display of testosterone?

Shaving is definitely for girls.

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